The blog is back?

It has been a long strange trip since I last updated this thing. Really only two weeks but it has felt like months. I can only thank those closest to me who listened to me babble crazy for a little bit and gave me hope when I needed it most. Infinite kisses and hugs and fine things all around.

Every now and then you must stop and wonder why? Hopefully the answers don’t freak you out. Maybe it’s just The Voice of a Pork Chop by Jim Jackson.

Kaiju Your Face

A compilation of shit I’d love to own snagged from various places

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kaiju mother

kaiju mother

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It Has Begun!

Now that I have my bike comes the fun part of actually making it mine. I don’t have anything too drastic planned but the bike will look pretty ill once I’m finished. I’m shooting for murdered out with pink or magenta details and a possibly a slime ball seat.

Since it is somewhat a mid to long term goal I have begun buying a part or two a week so in a little bit I should have all my parts and stuff ready to go.

One of the first things I noticed when I got my bike was that most the parts on it are dirt bike/bmx parts. It also came with bullhorn bars which grew on me but I might still get a straight bar. The pedals were clear red Colony pedals which also grew on me so I got some in black (not clear) They are nice chunky pedals and look like they can take a beating.

I also picked up a rad seat. It too is a dirt bike seat but it looks a little wider and shorter than my current ball buster saddle which is a plesant upgrade from the long narrow track seat it came with.

slimeball seat
slimeball seat
colony pedal
colony pedal

Kozik Big Army Man

It’s been a while since Kozik dropped anything worth purchasing, like two good years depending on who you ask. I always liked Kozik because his posters and characters were very appealing when I was a youthful stoner in 8th grade. There really wasn’t anything cooler than disney skunks holding bongs back then. Over the years he’s sort of proven himself to be rather talentless looking to make  the quickest buck. I mean I will doodle you a million inanimate objects and give them eyes and a smoke and you wont give a shit (why the F is that salt shaker smoking a cig?) I aint gonna lie… I still got some labbits in the closet, but mostly because nobody wants them 😛

So when I got a recent 3D Retro email I was slightly impressed. I also saw the green ones around SDCC. These are pretty cool. They look like big chunky army men that were made in China like they should. I just really hope they don’t have the Clockwork Orange style eye lashes. My favorite part of the whole thing is that you can replace his grenade hand with a rubber chicken! More photos after the jump.

Kozik Big Army Man - Green Colorway
Kozik Big Army Man - Green Colorway

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Van Winkle Lot B 12 Year Old Bourbon

After many months I broke down and decided to splurge on a nice bottle to make up for my b-day, my ten year anniversary with Xty and June’s lamenting of my father. I felt I deserved a nice bottle, it’s been a while… what the hell?

I went ahead and got the 12 year old Lot B Van Winkle since I really wanted the 23 year old 🙂

I also purchased the Lot B because it was the first bourbon I ever drank neat. It was the first bourbon that I had that was just pure sipping satisfaction. It was sweet but robust and very old for its age. Albeit it is the Van Winkle way of making bourbon. All bottles in the Van Winkle line up taste rather mature to me. Perhaps it is because it sleeps in the barrel for so long.

For the money it is probably the best bourbon you can buy in the $50.00 range. There are a few other bourbons that can kind of give it a run but at the end the Lot B always wins in my book. I love the wheat and if I were a baller it would be my “regular” pour.

Lots of love for this and you should always go Van Winkle if the option is available. It’s great bourbon for the sake of bourbon, how it should be.

12 year old

Oh Yeah!

Got a half pound of turkey that cost $8.99/lb for $1.76 because humans prefer to rely on a machines that depend on specific buttons being pressed with fingers. The occasional slip of the finger results in me getting turkey fore the price of coleslaw. Yay me, thanks to the deli lady.

Bandit Style

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Sleepin’ Part II

If you happened to be awake this morning around 5:30 am and had a spare $1,000 hanging around you might have been lucky enough to nab the Kaws “No Future Companion” He is the second installment of these crazy lookin companions. I usually blindly jock most things Kaws but these are kind of meh… on the other hand if I had $60 bux that wasn’t buying an eighth I would deff. pick up the chum keychain set.

chum keychain

kaws companion front
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Ludwig Super Sale!

Don’t sleep smaller folks with loot to burn! Ludwig has a bunch of cool gear for sale and on top of that you can get 40% off with the promo code “9000”. I broke under the pressure and picked up this plaid button up short sleever. They also have some of those ill flannels from fall 08 for sale. http://www.ludwigvantheman.com/shop/

Ludwig Clay button up

Twas a Good One!

This year’s bday was pretty awesome. I feel like a bandit. Got lots of love, thanks guys 🙂

SEMA, QR, QuickMark Code Reader for T-mobile Dash

I realize I’m behind the times in a few ways here. I know this whole SEMA and QR thing is a bit old and everyone has been kind of slow to catch onto it over here in the states. I also know the T-mobile Dash phone is kind of meh as far as smart phones go. It has a somewhat limited range of applications.

I was really happy when I stumbled onto this post with a link to QuickMark. On the downside you have to register to download the application for your phone (they support many, many phone manufacturers and models). The upside being that’s the only downside. Without registering you can access a nice code generator for just about any possible scenario the code might be needed for in various formats (sema, qr, qm, china)

RMK Lead Belly

Stopped by unsteady today and picked up a pretty cool tee. My girlfriend who regularly patrols my twitter account saw me jocking and graciously contributed the funds to fresh me out. The girl working was cool enough to drop the price a few bucks too. Stop by, say hello and buy some shit or go online

RMK has done quite a few cool tees with icons of various sorts on them. The most recent serving featuring Lead Belly, Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters. I bet their jeans are friggin awesome… sigh.

Nice shirt, very soft and the print is really thin. They fit a bit on the smaller side.

RMK Lead Belly

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