Today is my little brother’s birthday. Poor kid works 2-10pm all week so we have little to no time for celebrating. He works on the weekends too so we can’t even get a proper “fade” going in honor of his old hide. Sometimes he’s a turd head and a half but I love him like none other and I’d be miserable without my younger sibling who is twice my size. Life is crap my man but… out of the shit comes the flower. Have the best one you can, that’s how it goes you know? The older you get the less awesome x-mas and b-days get… until of course you have kids and then go all emo when you get your first b-day scribble from the little one. Anyways don’t let work get you down. I have a small gift and some death for later tonight 🙂
Ionz149 on imeem
Well it seemed pointless at first but it’s kind of a good idea. I now have streaming audio player on album pages and am working on linking to the zip files. I also unearthed a few old ep’s that never made it out of my computer from around 2006 and added them to my imeem page.
Well Spent Cheese
So in the recent weeks I have somewhat re-gained my standard of living but my old lady has no job so I still have no spending money but I still do have the urge to spend money. So like hunting for toys I hold on as long as I can with my fist clenched tightly around a small undisclosed amount. When I find a deal that is just too good “I strike like deadly python” (in thick russian accent)
So here are two deals that had me sweating. First is swell.com, they’re offering 22% off with the promo code: TWITTER22. Obviously 22% off is no big whoop but I’ve been stalking a flannel on their site for a few weeks now and last week it was 16% off so I figured might as well jump on it.
Second one I’m fighting is Mishka‘s 75% off 2008 goods. They are clearing out the old to make room for the new and there are some deals to be had as well (assuming you slept on all the hot shit while it was still hot). My main focus will be these tacky snow washed jeans. They are usually $149 but are on for $37 and some change!!! Now that means one of two things either everybody slept (unlikely as the black ones sold okay) or these are really ugly in person. And while part of me wants to own $149 jeans the other part of me wants them to look awesome and worth every penny. These look so 80’s it kind of surpasses that trend-o surface level 80’s jock-age and heads into real life 80’s snow washed-ness. But for 40 clams I don’t think you could go too wrong, if anything cut em up and make them your “work” shorts for painting or hiking or whatever you goons do on your free time.
Tbaby making my Thursday
A friend sent me this link and it pretty much assured me I would have an awesome day today. This is so bad it reminds me of my old rappin’ days. Back when I lived at my parent’s house, had no job and had zero shame.
More changes and updates
Lots of minor changes to the site over the weekend. I cleaned out even more extraneous css from my theme’s style sheet and I also pimped out my contact forms and my comment forms and their submit buttons. Sorry IE users your comment areas have ugly scroll bars waiting to scroll (it’s your fault for using a browser that’s dumb enough to do that)
In observance of Black History month I have made my El Creature lucha man an afro-american.
50 years ago today
We lost a rad trio of rock and roll guys. They would be old and cooler than the rolling stones were they alive.
Internet Explorer Input Backgrounds
When creating snazzy search forms be sure to wrap the input field in a div and add the background image to the div while setting the input background to transparent with no border. Make the div the actual size of image and make the input field be the size of the image minus all padding added to center text in input field vertically.
If you don’t wrap the input field in a div and someone starts typing a search query longer than the background image, the background image will begin to scroll left as you type. If you type enough the background just scrolls right out of view. Code below should be enough to get you headed in the right direction, obviously make the background image url point to an image on your server.
#searchform .input-bg { background:url(images/input.png) no-repeat left top; height:28px; width:92px;} #searchform input { background:none; border:none; height:22px; padding:3px 3px 3px 6px; width:83px;} <form id="searchform" action="#"> <div class="input-bg"> <input type="text" value="search" /></div> <input id="searchsubmit" type="submit" value="Search" /> </form>
Edit: I used a drupal tutorial I found on styling the submit button to create an all css submit button that doesn’t add a bunch of weird xy coordinates in the url after submitting like an input type=image and the button tags do(?). It basically just shifts the text out of the way and makes the text color same as background creating the illusion of a nice button. View tutorial here. That css code looked like this (below) and matches the form html above.
#searchform #searchsubmit { border:none; background: url(images/search.png) no-repeat left top; cursor: pointer; display:inline; height:28px; letter-spacing:100px;/*moves text out of way for ie*/ text-indent: -9999px; width:32px;}
New Brixton?
I can’t remember if I ever saw this hat on the website before. I’m diggin it. It’s called the drifter and I will own one. It looks so old school, kind of like those old politician hats.
Crapping Turtle
I started making this in 2007 with all intentions of being on adult swim, but I only got as far as the silent cruddy looking little animation you see here.
A new day in America
Finally the day we have all been waiting for. We are getting a president whose head isn’t lodged way up his own arse. We are lucky and blessed that Mr. Obama is stepping up to take on such a tough, tough job. While I don’t soon expect unicorns to adorn our national forests, I think he will take the proper steps to making us something other than cowboys talkin big. This was the first election where my vote counted to the victor. I am still sketchy about having hope but I’ll gain as there is room. Here’s to a new functional America we can ALL be not ashamed of.
Toy Taggers
Today I arrived home a bit early around 3:00 pm and realized as I approached my garage that it had been tagged on in red paint. The bastards must have done it some time between 9:00 am and 3:00 pm. As is usual for my alley the writing itself is terrible and it’s content is even worse. BLAZE, GSH (?), SD (or SP?) and of course 420! WTF!? Why on earth would some degenerate douche bag who goes by the alias BLAZE tag his scraggly, little toy letters on my garage and then bless it with a 420? He might as well had left a alien with the words believe written beneath it. There is no logic behind these actions. First this is in an alley nobody sees this. Second they painted it on my garage door when there’s a perfectly good fence next to my garage that actually faces people driving thru the alley, were someone to drive down the alley they will not see the tags without turning their heads. The only person that does get a nice direct look at it is me becuase I am the only one driving into my garage. Way to make my Friday and contribute to the urban landscape that is east dago (grmmble grmmble… fuxxors)
Food Update
My broken down ghetto eats are soon coming to an end. Sort of, the old lady doesn’t have a job and we need loot! So we may actually continue to have a freezer with just ice trays in it.
To celebrate my creativity with boneless, skinless chicken breasts I’ve decided to showcase two of my highlights in my fly by night survival cooking exploits. Please forgive my poopy cell phone pictures.
First up is the old chicken fajita torta. The idea of a torta is pretty lame but I was super hungry and needed something to eat my fajitas with. There stood some fresh bolillo rolls and the rest was history.
Next is the chicken stew I made tonight. It was a bit on the salty side and I put too many potatos in it. But it was still delicious over rice. Good for the chilly weather.
And of course my dessert, some Old Fitzgerald on rocks in my pimp glass.