Ivan Ives & Fresh Video

Awesome video from the homies over at NoThresholdRecords.com. Snappy bassline, great raps and cool animations! You really can’t go wrong with this (or any of the NTR videos they are all top notch, this is the first animated one though).

In Preparation

I swooped up a Maker’s Mark Rock the Vote edition bottle. It’s solely for the purpose of getting lit on election night. When Barack Obama is announced president I will peel off three layers of wax and get my Maker’s Mark on. I won’t even get into the other option. I can promise it will require a visit to the ER.

Makers Mark - Rock the Vote

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George T. Stagg

Boy, so where to begin? I really love this stuff. I use it to erase a bad day at work or a fight with the old lady. It’s unfiltered and there’s charcoal sediment floating at the bottom of the bottle. The perticular bottle I have is from 2006 (Hazmat III – read more about this here) it’s a whopping 140.6 proof/70.3% ABV! (NOT the one pictured below.) It is rugged to say the least.

When I first tried it I poured a tiny bit in my sniffy glass and let it sit for a few. I came by to swig it and the smell was crazy, had me coughing and stuff. It really is warming, and it’s sort of sweet/cinnamon-ish tasting before I was bombarded with oaky oakness (YUM!). The whole experience is very syrupy. It’s very dark and I’d like to believe it’s thicker, I dunno it’s just very darth vader “don’t play around” drink.

My brother came over and I showed him the bottle and he wanted to take a shot, cuz he likes to believe he’s a bad ass. I was like “ohhhhh-kay,” and I figured fuggit, no need to let the boy suffer on his own and I went ahead and poured myself one. I knew I shouldn’t have but I went ahead and did anyway.

We shot them back and instantly lost our breath after drinking it because you couldn’t inhale!!! Once I got my breath back, I tried to regain my eyesight which was blurry because my eyes had begun to water. I sort of hobbled over to the kitchen and got us some water because we were both about to die. Once we were breathing normal and could speak in full sentences again (like ten minutes after initial brutal shot) we spent the next twenty minutes clearing our throats. I felt like I drank sandpaper, I know I have said that before but this trumps that raspy batch if single barrel JD by far. I knew it was retarded but I didn’t want the lil bro to have to get throat raped by whiskey all by himself really.

But yeah it’s great with a little water to take that edge off. Really tastes good and forgets them worries for you. This is the type of liquor you drink if you have a broken foot and need to walk three miles on it, you wont feel shit.

George T. Stagg

A few changes

I’ve added gravatar support as well as the old share this button at the bottom of every post. I added little icons to the sidebar links and cleaned a ton of poorly written css from the theme, there is still a bunch of bad code tho. Funny how much changes over the course of a year.

Creature Carving

I carved up a Creature pumpkin, it took a few hours to do and I did it with a shitty steak knife. Unfortunately it died a shriveled, moldy death just a few days later. I purchased some proper carving utensils so I’m going to give it another go in a few days. I am also doing a Frankie and Drac so yeah.

Oh yeah and just for you Conor, comments are open.

My pumpkin weighs a ton

My favorite new flannel

So I recently purchased a nice flannel from the unsteady shop here in downtown.

It’s been hot as balls but I still wear it in the mornings. I cannot wait for winter.

LUDWIG BETCHES!

I <3 whiskey

“It’s so good! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!” – Frank the Tank

Seriously I always love the first sip of a glass of bourbon. I can feel an instantaneous change, like my body just says “ooooooooh yeeeeeeah.” Then it’s like oh yeah still got a glass to pour down the hatch.

Four Roses Single Barrel made me do it.

So we’re doomed

Seriously this nation is in a sad state of affairs. Palin is pretty much the dumbest person I have ever had to endure for a two hour debate. I honestly don’t even think she’s real.

I mean she approaches circus levels of sillyness and the fact that nobody booed her ass the fuck off that stage only goes to show what docile sheepish creatures the majority of Americans have become. The last eight years have set the bar so low that really… that they would love to believe Sarah Palin don’t look so bad. She does look that bad though.

We as a nation should have learned the lesson that you don’t want the guy who sounds like your perverted uncle to run/represent the usa. Palin gets no love either. How can you take this bitch seriously. I mean what minute part of your brain has removed all logic and allowed to even humor a republican ticket chalk full of such wild jack assery.

Hopefully everybody watched last night and realized it was funnier than the SNL skits because it is sadly TRUE!!!?!

My last point will be that she can’t even answer the questions asked of her. She instead chose to point out facts that in some situations even helped out Biden. Joe is a bad ass and he played very fair… almost too fair.

People are too retarded and will not vote for something because it is right. The boys in blue need to dirty it up a little and go for the throat.